The Bain/Bane (how do you spell that?) of my existence

Today I just wanted to buy 4 songs on ITunes. Seems simple, quick. But dial-up internet is threatening to suck all the happiness and life from my day. A dialog box proclaims, for hours on end, “Accessing ITunes Store.” I feel like strangling the computer; so I disconnect the internet and as I do, my song pops up! Like my mac is saying, “You should have waited one more minute.” It reels me back in, I connect again, and twelve years later I still can’t access my Gym Class Heroes song. Dial-up Internet is the most frusterating, agravating thing in my life. But please excuse me while I check on my downloads.